You sink very quickly, hand tools, such as yesterday’s 13mm socket,
But not as fast as the iPhone 8 out of my backpack pocket!
You fooled me once, replacement davit winch screw;
But the front cockpit cushions got me TWICE! Lost not one but TWO!
Goodbye, new blue sun hat.
Good riddance, 25 pounds of body fat!
It didn’t shock me to see you sink, Costco sunglasses, at least 2 pairs;
But I never anticipated losing one of our folding aluminum beach chairs!
Where are you now, gifted-to-us “Leopard Cats” ballcap?
It’s hard to quit you, underwater camera that took awesome snaps.
At home, for years these things would have lasted;
Neptune, you’re an unforgiving bastard!